Here’s my invitation for humpday you joining me..

You spot the cuckold fantasy written all over this Wednesday invitation — an open door, an open bed, an open challenge directed straight at you.

You feel the pull of it immediately, the way the pose dares you to step inside and claim what's being offered without apology or hesitation.

You know exactly what this midweek temptation costs you — nothing — and what it promises you — everything your hunger has been circling all week, finally close enough to touch.