If you're an ass guy who wants nudes, tell me your age

She already knows what you want before you say it — the way you linger, the way your eyes drop first. She's asking for your age like a bouncer at a door, deciding whether you're worth opening it for.

There's something deliberate in how she frames the question. Not desperate, not performing. Just a woman who knows the exact value of what she's offering and wants to know who's on the other side of the screen.

Answer honestly. She'll notice if you don't. And if the number's right, what comes next is the kind of thing you'll think about longer than you expect.